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Gish
Joined: Oct 18, 2000

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

In my infinite boredom i've stumbled upon these oh so politically correct cartoons that just wanted to be made fun of. Heres my funtastic mspaint version.

Original - http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm

For reference - http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/toons.cfm

Nov 06, 2003: 18:57

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RedBoot
Joined: Jul 12, 2003

I find this one to be funny enough on its own: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm

Nov 06, 2003: 19:00

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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

This comic series makes me want to cry.

Nov 06, 2003: 19:00

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Psybro
Joined: May 12, 2002

AHAHAHA WTF

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/11.cfm

'I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOWN WITH THE CHRONIC MIKEEE, CHECK IT OUT'

Nov 06, 2003: 19:03

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MassRayPer
Joined: May 26, 2001

I never thought there would be a cartoon more senseless than Chick's, but these easily defeat him. The flash videos are hilarious.

Nov 06, 2003: 19:03

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Unkempt
Joined: May 24, 2003

Cockmonger

quote:
Gish came out of the closet to say:
[B]
Original - http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm

I don't get it.

edit:

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/11.cfm

OK, now I get it.

Nov 06, 2003: 19:04

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almostfearless
Joined: Jul 31, 2003

Jesus Christ these are awful.
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/15.cfm
I like how sad he looks when he pulls the trigger.

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Riptor
Joined: Apr 13, 2003

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

What the hell did they do wrong in that one? They just went for a ride in the car and got arrested?

Nov 06, 2003: 19:07

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CaptainScraps
Joined: Jan 31, 2003

Holy fuck, these cartoons are almost as good as DOOM HOSE!

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Soapspoon
Joined: Jul 30, 2002

quote:
RedBoot came out of the closet to say:
I find this one to be funny enough on its own: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm

Hahaha. Something about the 5 panels where there could be 6...

LAW STRIPZ -- WILD LAW ACTION. What the hell did they think they were doing with this site, exactly?

edit: LOLOLOL DRAG RACE I AM HIP NO TIZED

Soapspoon fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 19:09

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Threepwood
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

You can't run from trouble... ain't no place that far!

Are they serious? They cannot be serious.

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

quote:
RedBoot came out of the closet to say:
I find this one to be funny enough on its own: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm

Hank Hill was sure a toubled youth.

Nov 06, 2003: 19:09

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

Double-double-double post!

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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
RedBoot came out of the closet to say:
I find this one to be funny enough on its own: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm

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P. Don't
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

A dooooom house?

NO BLACK GIRLS RIDING WITH WHITE BOYS!

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

e, b

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Mr. P
Joined: May 22, 2001

quote:
Soapspoon came out of the closet to say:
What the hell did they think they were doing with this site, exactly?

I don't know, but I think it's pretty hilarious and

Nov 06, 2003: 19:11

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Angry Communist
Joined: Oct 10, 2003

I'm about to break!

Remember kids, interracial marriages are wrong

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/4.cfm

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Lord Bytor
Joined: Mar 26, 2001

quote:
Riptor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

What the hell did they do wrong in that one? They just went for a ride in the car and got arrested?

Silly, they're being arrested for interacial dating, not driving.

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RedBoot
Joined: Jul 12, 2003

quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:

Brilliant.

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Psybro
Joined: May 12, 2002

quote:
Riptor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

What the hell did they do wrong in that one? They just went for a ride in the car and got arrested?

It wasn't their car. They should probably have been a bit clearer on that point, it WHASSSSUP MIKEEEE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOWN WITH THE CHRONIC

Nov 06, 2003: 19:11

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Santiago2
Joined: May 09, 2003

Monocle Mania

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm <- original

Huzzah, god these are awful "comics."

Nov 06, 2003: 19:12

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Siphon3D
Joined: May 19, 2003

quote:
Gish came out of the closet to say:
In my infinite boredom i've stumbled upon these oh so politically correct cartoons that just wanted to be made fun of. Heres my funtastic mspaint version.
]

I like how you don't add anything at the end, keeps me guessing, did they both go along? is it just silence? Good show. (not sarcasm either)

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Icy Black Hand
Joined: Nov 19, 2002

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/5.cfm
AH HA HAAA HAAAAAAA
A helmet, eye protection, and a fucking PERMISSION SLIP???
"Hey mom, I'm going to go ride my scooter. I need you to sign a permission slip for me."

JOHNEE HAS MY PERMISHUN TO RYD HIS SKOOTUR ALL OVER THE PLAYS SINED MOM

Also, why the fuck did they do the static cartoons in flash?

Nov 06, 2003: 19:12

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Soapspoon
Joined: Jul 30, 2002

Whatever you do, don't look at the Speak Up! chatterbox thing.

On this page, Jimmy asks "Can my parents Force me to go to Church ? I am Atheist."

quote:
Answer: It all depends on your age or capacity. If you are a child or have been found to be incompetent, then yes, the parents of a minor child or guardian of an incompetent person can force the child or incompetent person to go to church (or anywhere else within reason).

For practical purposes, the Constitution (First Amendment), protects your right to BELIEVE anything you want to BELIEVE, regardless of every other factor. So, even if forced to attend a ceremony you don't believe in, your freedom of belief is protected.

Jimmy, you're fucking incompetent. YOU'RE OFF THE 420 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOWN WITH THE CHRONIC

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majestic12
Joined: Sep 02, 2003

quote:
Soapspoon came out of the closet to say:

Hahaha. Something about the 5 panels where there could be 6...

LAW STRIPZ -- WILD LAW ACTION. What the hell did they think they were doing with this site, exactly?

edit: LOLOLOL DRAG RACE I AM HIP NO TIZED

These are the worst animations ever. The voice acting breaks my ears.

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/TPSpellsTrouble.cfm

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Angry Communist
Joined: Oct 10, 2003

I'm about to break!

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Unkempt
Joined: May 24, 2003

Cockmonger

quote:
majestic12 came out of the closet to say:

These are the worst animations ever. The voice acting breaks my ears.

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/TPSpellsTrouble.cfm

quote:

How am I supposed to get a date if I can't drive?

I hear Rohypnol works well.

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Luxmore
Joined: Jun 05, 2001

These strips absolutely can not be improved by any means.

Nov 06, 2003: 19:24

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xolik
Joined: Sep 11, 2003

The King and Queen of cheese

quote:
Psybro came out of the closet to say:
AHAHAHA WTF

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/11.cfm

'I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOWN WITH THE CHRONIC MIKEEE, CHECK IT OUT'

Wow. They got the sterotype down pat don't they?

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

quote:
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edit: LOLOLOL DRAG RACE I AM HIP NO TIZED

"Several thousand teens die each year in alcohol-related car accidents."

And Darwin rests peacefully in his grave.

Nov 06, 2003: 19:25

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Binger Banger
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Pokin' da Pooter!

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MD2020
Joined: May 29, 2003

quote:
Riptor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

What the hell did they do wrong in that one? They just went for a ride in the car and got arrested?

I think they're trying to insuinate that the car was stolen. The girl should have known it, but since she was a passenger, she's in trouble too.

That's just my guess. Whoever makes these is doing a real shitty job getting the message out.

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Icy Black Hand
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Myrddin Emrys
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

Cool like Luke

For reference, I think cartoon 3 and 4 (the ones about interacial lols), are about them not being buckled up. Although maybe they should show it, other than simple have a frame with them driving not wearing a seatbelt, then the cop, then them driving with a seatbelt.

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Toast!
Joined: Oct 14, 2003

o/~ made from the best stuff o/~

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/TPSpellsTrouble.cfm
"Don't eggs cause a lot of damage? Let us not use them."
Fragmaster-quality acting at its finest.
"Now how am I supposed to get a date.... I.. If I can't drive?"

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DoctorWTF
Joined: Sep 03, 2003

I am a certified Dumbass

I was going to make her say orly, but that was too obvious.

edit:

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MD2020
Joined: May 29, 2003

quote:
Icy Black Hand came out of the closet to say:

Awesome. Just awesome.

Now all we need is for some sort of law message to break out in a creationist cartoon.

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Angry Communist
Joined: Oct 10, 2003

I'm about to break!

quote:
DoctorWTF came out of the closet to say:
I was going to make her say orly, but that was too obvious.

It would have been a lot funnier if he said "Hope u got

Nov 06, 2003: 19:30

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Mentat Ix
Joined: Feb 12, 2003

Buddy hates you.

"Driving under the influence is not only dangerous, its against the law!"

...someone seriously needs to get their priorities straight.

edit: Also, no one gets arrested in this one: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/1.cfm

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MakaVillian
Joined: Aug 15, 2003

Appearantly it's illegal to skip school yo.

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/10.cfm

These are the worst cartoons i've ever seen.

Edit: Communist that was the best comic i've ever seen.

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RedBoot
Joined: Jul 12, 2003

After five minutes of less than intense work:

Yeah, I know Condoleeza doesn't wear glasses. Still funny.

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Fillerbunny
Joined: Jul 25, 2002

jesus, those cops are goddamned everywhere!

Nov 06, 2003: 19:33

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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

This site HAS to be a parody

I refuse to believe this

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mwells_cubed
Joined: Aug 07, 2003

BABOON MOLESTING TRASHDIGGER

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/9.cfm

The door keeps opening and closing. I find this fucking hilarious.

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Adolfo Castro
Joined: Aug 05, 2002

quote:
majestic12 came out of the closet to say:

These are the worst animations ever. The voice acting breaks my ears.

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/TPSpellsTrouble.cfm

This is the worst acting I have ever heard...ever...no really, all your base are belong to us is better.

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P. Don't
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

A dooooom house?

Here's a kickass, law abidin' avatar for anyone who wants it.

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jappy
Joined: Apr 22, 2003

meh

jappy decided to show you this image:

Nov 06, 2003: 19:46

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Nitram
Joined: Jul 30, 2003

I know know what is better; Law Kids or Sin Cursed World.

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DoctorWTF
Joined: Sep 03, 2003

I am a certified Dumbass

quote:
Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:

It would have been a lot funnier if he said "Hope u got "

Nov 06, 2003: 19:48

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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/dayatmall.cfm

GODDAMN THEIVIN' CRIPPLES

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Snaggletooth
Joined: Mar 15, 2002

I love this thread. Too easy.

edit: filesize outa control

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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/schoolHouseBlues.cfm

The principal in the beginning has a penis for a head.

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schwenz
Joined: Jun 20, 2003

I WOULD GLADLY SUCK MY OWN COCK FOR HEROIN

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Corpse of God
Joined: Sep 16, 2003

God is dead.

quote:
Nitram came out of the closet to say:
I know know what is better; Law Kids or Sin Cursed World.

Best image I could find for a sin-cursed crossover.

Also, is Dan Lietha black? I'm not really sure. In any case I would be too lazy to white-ify him.

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Creeper
Joined: Jul 09, 2001

OH THIS IS SO TERRIBLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I MADE IT BUT I GUESS I'LL POST IT ANYWAY EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO BAD

Creeper decided to show you this image:

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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
almostfearless came out of the closet to say:
Jesus Christ these are awful.
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/15.cfm
I like how sad he looks when he pulls the trigger.

I like how the animation shows him packing an infinite ammount of guns into his backpack.

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Unkempt
Joined: May 24, 2003

Cockmonger

quote:
Creeper came out of the closet to say:
OH THIS IS SO TERRIBLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I MADE IT BUT I GUESS I'LL POST IT ANYWAY EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO BAD

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RegistrarFagor7
Joined: Jul 18, 2003

Kill it before it breeds!

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PorkFat
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Make your dress all wet and send it to me

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jar_of_scabs
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quote:
MD2020 came out of the closet to say:

Awesome. Just awesome.

Now all we need is for some sort of law message to break out in a creationist cartoon.

Edit:

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5FingerDiscount
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http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/6.cfm

It's funny because the black dude was fast enough to get away.

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MakaVillian
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quote:
RegistrarFagor7 came out of the closet to say:

That was magical, well done.

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Lord Bytor
Joined: Mar 26, 2001

almost as unfunny as the original...

almost.

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Drink-Mix Man
Joined: Mar 03, 2003

Uh-huh!

quote:
Icy Black Hand came out of the closet to say:

Okay, I think we've all had enough of this catch phrase.

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CivX
Joined: Jul 27, 2001

quote:
Drink-Mix Man came out of the closet to say:

Okay, I think we've all had enough of this catch phrase.

Yeah, but this time it was used in a funny way.

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Effelleven
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quote:
Snaggletooth came out of the closet to say:
I love this thread. Too easy.

edit: filesize outa control

Damnit...

www.calpoly.edu/~jrhoadar/Chronic.jpg

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Fight Test
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Toasty!

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Philovirus
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This space for rent

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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
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Toasty!

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Hiruko
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Chicks with tattoos ROCK!!!!

quote:
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http://www.sheeken.com/bytor/images/lawkid.jpg

almost as unfunny as the original...

almost.

hahahahaha that's beautiful

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neutron
Joined: Feb 18, 2003

You kicked my dog!

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/2.cfm

woah, that AZ id looks just like mine.

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Part Time Super Hero, Full Time Video Gamer

<--old 'you know what'

Dodgeball fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2003 around 16:11

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GunboatDiplomat
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Tell me, Don Miguel.... tell me of el Diablo!

quote:
RegistrarFagor7 came out of the closet to say:

Fantastic

Here's posting in hopes of more bad-comic crossovers enhanced with Adobe(r) Photoshop(r).

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Halloween
Joined: Oct 08, 2001

BLAH !

quote:
neutron came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/2.cfm

woah, that AZ id looks just like mine.

Anyone else notice that it lists the kid at 7'2" on his license ?!

Hola el gigante !

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Philovirus
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This space for rent

I decided to peruse the rest of the site and stumbled across this: http://www.lawforkids.org/stories/andrea_prom.cfm It's about a prom party getting busted due to drunk driving and the like.
One of the comments:

On 10/10/03
jayde from WA said:
i think they should have totally denied knowing anything about the person drinking or anyone else. its not like the police could search her house for evidence without a permit or permission. I'd also beat the kid up for narking. The first time i got really drunk i came home and was totally incoherent and my mom asked where i got the alcohol and i said my friends mom.good thing i was way off, we stole from my friends boyfriends house.

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therapy
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Shades of grey are reserved for semen. Life is black and white.

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zero_fivaz lurker
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Fistgrrl's Bitch

quote:
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ahahhahahaha I dont even know what I am laughing at but that is goddamned hilarious.

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bong hits al fresco
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Jesus, that site is fucking unintentionally hilarious. Man there's been some funny modifications here though ... I've laughed pretty hard at these. Thanks for the comedy everyone.

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Snaggletooth
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quote:
Effelleven came out of the closet to say:

Damnit...

www.calpoly.edu/~jrhoadar/Chronic.jpg

Nice! Synchronicity, except you spent an extra 30 minutes making it much better.

edit: VVVVVVV fucking sweet!

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Some Girl
Joined: Sep 11, 2001

quote:
P. Don't came out of the closet to say:
Here's a kickass, law abidin' avatar for anyone who wants it.

purchased. condoleeza rice shall soon watch diligently over me

edit: NOW WATCHES

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Dodgeball
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Part Time Super Hero, Full Time Video Gamer

<-- old 'you know what'

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P. Don't
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

A dooooom house?

quote:
Some Girl came out of the closet to say:
purchased. condoleeza rice shall soon watch diligently over me

edit: NOW WATCHES

Cool. Hope you're not mad that you didn't get the new, improved version.

don't worry, it would've been over 5k anyway.

__________________

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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
Soapspoon came out of the closet to say:

edit: LOLOLOL DRAG RACE I AM HIP NO TIZED

I saw this and I had to make an animated gif. Let me know if you have ideas (not party hard unless you really think it would be funny. Will link for size on request.

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Myrddin Emrys
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

Cool like Luke

quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:

I saw this and I had to make an animated gif. Let me know if you have ideas (not party hard unless you really think it would be funny. Will link for size on request.
[img]http://upload.houseboat-racing.biz/files/dr1.gif/img]

For some reason I kept singing "Back up in my ass with the resurrection" in the voice of the guy from Office Space upon seeing that image.

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Dodgeball
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<--- old 'you know what'

Dodgeball fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2003 around 16:14

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tripwire
Joined: Sep 27, 2003

Area man

Jesus robotic christ, this shit is ten times funnier than sin cursed world. I literally laughed for 10 minutes straight at these. Especially fight tests Fatality one.

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Fentry
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

Indeed

Meh

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OzzyOsmond
Joined: Apr 19, 2002

By your dress, your manner and your bearing, I presume you are an uncultured oaf.

A smorgasbord, in Max Payne style.

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Dodgeball
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Fentry came out of the closet to say:
Meh

Why did his shirt change to grey? LOLZ tho, that was good...

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sigtrap
Joined: Apr 14, 2002

Kids, be safe out there, ok?

sigtrap decided to show you this image:

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that.

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smacktard
Joined: Apr 17, 2003

Armed and Dangerous

quote:
Double-Neg came out of the closet to say:

That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that.

lol i like it

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CivX
Joined: Jul 27, 2001

quote:
sigtrap came out of the closet to say:
Kids, be safe out there, ok?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mr. Ferret
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

omg i M teh febreeze h0re har har har

quote:
Halloween came out of the closet to say:

Anyone else notice that it lists the kid at 7'2" on his license ?!

Hola el gigante !

And he's from the future.

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Coolidge
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

I don't know.

edit: deYAMsed my post

Coolidge fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2003 around 20:18

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Dodgeball
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quote:
Mr. Ferret came out of the closet to say:

And he's from the future.

Actually his liscense expires in 2010... He was born in 1985...

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biznatchio
Joined: Mar 31, 2001

Technical Superhero of the Gods

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:

ahahahaha... Ray Charles comes out of fucking nowhere!

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Dodgeball
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quote:
Coolidge came out of the closet to say:

I don't know.

I just wanna know why she's getting OFF the bus... She does it in the original, too...

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Coolidge
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She took the bus to school, then got off and walked to the mall. This way her parents are none the wiser

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Crabpipe
Joined: Jun 20, 2003

embiggened by a noble spirit

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:

Why did his shirt change to grey? LOLZ tho, that was good...

It is a well documented fact that when zombiefied, clothes change to duller, more dead colors.

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Angry Communist
Joined: Oct 10, 2003

I'm about to break!

quote:
Coolidge came out of the closet to say:
She took the bus to school, then got off and walked to the mall. This way her parents are none the wiser

Sounds to me like you're in cahoots with this 'Elise' character.

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Coolidge
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

quote:
Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:

Sounds to me like you're in cahoots with this 'Elise' character.

I have a car, so I get dates

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Dodgeball
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quote:
Coolidge came out of the closet to say:
She took the bus to school, then got off and walked to the mall. This way her parents are none the wiser

I think her not wearing a backpack to school would be a big hint... Who knows...

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Coolidge
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:

I think her not wearing a backpack to school would be a big hint... Who knows...

why can't you accept her for who she is!

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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:

See, white people bob their heads like this...

...and black people shake their heads like this!

*recorded laughter plays*

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

Edit: /\/\/\ It's funny becuase its true!

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:

I think her not wearing a backpack to school would be a big hint... Who knows...

Backpacks are for people who do homework.

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Dodgeball
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quote:
DoombatINC came out of the closet to say:

See, white people bob their heads like this...

...and black people shake their heads like this!

*recorded laughter plays*

They're discussing wether or not to play country music. One agrees, the other doesn't... The one in the back can't make up her mind.

EDIT: Double-Neg... Well, i guess you got me there...

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NickLess
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this took a long time. i hope someone laughs.

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Dodgeball
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quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
this took a long time. i hope someone laughs.

heh. I don't get it?

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VERTiG0
Joined: Jul 11, 2001

quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
this took a long time. i hope someone laughs.

[img]http://www-ec.njit.edu/~no3/sa/devil.png[img]

Hahahahah, I sure as fuck did.

It's so random.

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Twitch
Joined: Apr 15, 2003

My first try...

Twitch decided to show you this image:

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Twitch
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edit: fuck, double

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Mak0
Joined: Apr 25, 2003

1000% Faggot

quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
this took a long time. i hope someone laughs.

This...one made me laugh very hard. Keep up the great stuff

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Hiruko
Joined: Aug 30, 2000

Chicks with tattoos ROCK!!!!

quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
this took a long time. i hope someone laughs.

http://www-ec.njit.edu/~no3/sa/devil.png

oh sweet christ these just keep getting better and better

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Lincoln`s Wax
Joined: Apr 30, 2000

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

My heart bubbles for dear NickLess. But all of these are fantastic and the originals blow my mind.

Also: At my highschool, backpacks weren't allowed. That's why I dropped out. Well, not really, I just didn't like school. Wait, I think I'm in one of these strips...

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Kill it before it breeds!

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"BigGooey"

BigGooey fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 23:08

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I AM TOO FUCKING POOR TO BUY ANOTHER USER A CUSTOM TITLE!! ATOMO IS MY FAGGOT FRIEND!!!
-Owned by Mr. "Furry Fucking Faggot" Balls ALSO [FANCYWORD] HAER

quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:

I saw this and I had to make an animated gif. Let me know if you have ideas (not party hard unless you really think it would be funny. Will link for size on request.

I set this as my desktop.

I AM HYP-NO-TIZED

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Descendent
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Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!!!

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quote:
Twitch came out of the closet to say:
My first try...

That's great...so succinct.

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quote:
thebadfish came out of the closet to say:

Fucking. Increadable.

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mastersord
Joined: Feb 14, 2001

quote:
RedBoot came out of the closet to say:
I find this one to be funny enough on its own: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm

Hank Hill: the high school years.

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Twitch
Joined: Apr 15, 2003

Semi-beaten, but anyway

Twitch decided to show you this image:

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tractorcrusher
Joined: Sep 29, 2003

enjoy.

see also: Badger Badger

tractorcrusher fucked around with this message at Nov 06, 2003 around 23:33

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jar_of_scabs fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2003 around 09:33

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tractorcrusher
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quote:
jar_of_scabs came out of the closet to say:
[img]

Haha, I actually laughed out loud at this one.

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all is well
Joined: Jul 23, 2003

by 1/5 master gopherwartz

I'm glad these are easy to edit.

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tractorcrusher
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quote:
all is well came out of the closet to say:
I'm glad these are easy to edit.

Hahahahhaha... Why's the black guy the only one smiling??

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jest
Joined: Mar 23, 2001

Saved once again by my lucky rocketship underpants

quote:
tractorcrusher came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/cfowler007/1fun.jpg[img]

enjoy.

see also: Badger Badger

that's great how http://www.starterupsteve.com/ takes credit for that stupid badger movie

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Jacon
Joined: Oct 01, 2003

nemesis

quote:
tractorcrusher came out of the closet to say:

enjoy.

see also: Badger Badger

that's great

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Montey3
Joined: Oct 06, 2003

And it was good. Who knew.... Aural sex was great.

quote:
majestic12 came out of the closet to say:

These are the worst animations ever. The voice acting breaks my ears.

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/TPSpellsTrouble.cfm

AHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! it's like the godzilla cliche only it has never been translated! and what the fuck? $20,000 in egg damage? EGG? that house was week and deserved it.

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-=goku killah=-
Joined: Jun 19, 2003

Sleep is where I'm a viking

quote:
jar_of_scabs came out of the closet to say:

Reminds me of strangers with candy.

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Melly Gloworm
Joined: Sep 20, 2003

Hey sailors, what's the best tuna?

quote:
Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:

Something about this one, perhaps just the way the kid is off on his way, completely ignoring the cop, had me in tears laughing.

The kids in that drag racing video were bad ass.

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KyroCilliani
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[h1]I HATE STAR WARS GALAXIES, YET I KEEP READING THE THREAD BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I'M JEALOUS OF ALL THE PEOPLE ENJOYING IT[/H1]

quote:
tractorcrusher came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/cfowler007/badget.jpg[img]

enjoy.

see also: Badger Badger

If EPG sees this he's probably going to go wacky and shit a moose or something

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Chaos Motor
Joined: Aug 28, 2003

I am not smart or witty

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BaronVonBigmeat came out of the closet to say:

Funny achieved, thread ended.

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KyroCilliani came out of the closet to say:

If EPG sees this he's probably going to go wacky and shit a moose or something

Or quite possibly a badger.

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quote:
Chaos Motor came out of the closet to say:
Funny achieved, thread ended.

As is your stay on the forums.

By the way, remember on page 1 when I said that nothing could make these comics any funnier? I was wrong.

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BABOON MOLESTING TRASHDIGGER

lol gay

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Luthier
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Oleg's Monkey

This thread is fucking awesome.

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

That struck me when I first saw that shoplift one.

Who stops?

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Banned
Joined: Sep 10, 2003

My god this is the funniest thread I've ever seen

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Yeah, it's made of meat. The meaty kind.

quote:
Banned came out of the closet to say:
My god this is the funniest thread I've ever seen

You obviously haven't seen too many threads. But yes, this is a damned funny thread.

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kah4p98a d.,z

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quote:
sigtrap came out of the closet to say:
Kids, be safe out there, ok?

Holy fucking shit, that caught me completely off guard.

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Shop Suey
Joined: Jan 23, 2003

Owned Lawkids style!

Decapitation frame appropriated from Fight Test.

Shop Suey decided to show you this image:

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quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:

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strudel_morgue
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http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/dragTest.cfm

Fuckin'

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kardinal
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

Hey... Wait a minute, there's one guy holding up both puppets.

quote:
Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:
[img http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/o/ohyeah.jpg ]

these are the worst, yet most entertaining, comics ever

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Rizzunk
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I am AHAB!

I fully indorse this thread, I am literally crying.

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Diet Crack
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CUSTOM TITLE!!!!

This took a while.. I don't know why.

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Gish
Joined: Oct 18, 2000

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

Um.. neverless I remain confident that something will come along and save the two simpson children..
(Inspired from Treehouse of Horror VII

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All done running...

I hope this turned out ok because the red on my moniter is completely fucked and i had to work in shades of black.

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kah4p98a d.,z

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quote:
jar_of_scabs came out of the closet to say:

Laughing so hard... You almost made me wake up my wife, and she'd be able to sleep through a piano falling on her.

Good show.

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kah4p98a d.,z

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livedo
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Apparently they have found a demographic:

quote:

Moniuqe from OH said:
well I not trying to tell anyone how to control their lives but I think you should tell yours perents if your pregant because you owe it to them to tell them the truth no matter what if you know your going to be big and bad and have sex you shold take your pushiment I didn't know that at first i had sex with out protection and i was one of yhe lucky ones because i could have gotten pregant but that was not on my mind at the time becaue all your thing about is he loves me and he'll never hurt but 9/10 thats not always true
http://www.lawforkids.org/QA/Family/Family100.cfm

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Messenger of Trance

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FOR SERIOUS.

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I am the Queen of France

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life is just one big petting zoo

TYLERK I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

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totosushi
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Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

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FOR SERIOUS.

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Shane Schofield
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Newcomer

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facehead
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I'm Gay for Lowtax!

quote:
Riptor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

What the hell did they do wrong in that one? They just went for a ride in the car and got arrested?

They were probably in Utah.

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totosushi
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Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

The way I saw Nickless' strip. Which is one of the top 5 funniest.

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Knormal
Joined: Nov 11, 2001

Damn, why did I have to find this thread so late at night?

Here's the two missing movies for anyone who didn't find them themselves, since the idiots embedded the wrong files in two pages. They aren't as good as the others though.
http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/takeataco.swf
http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/runaway.swf

Also, why is the Prinicpal's name plaque always facing him?

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Life is Eat and Die
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Oh sweet lord. No photoshoppery needed for these whatsoever. They're so terrible they transcend awfulness and turn into ingenious works of art.

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xcalibanx
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"Purchase a custom title for yourself for $5.00"

omg, these comics are funny enough as is. cease the photoshops.

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Banjodark
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o no trashbear has been tampered with!!

quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:

http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/takeataco.swf
?

did that dude just say "chut up"
lololo

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Z
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I didn't really have a plan for this, I just made it up as I went along.

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Hmm

And another,

TerryCheesecake fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 11:05

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Curses... Foiled by Aquaman again!

quote:
Undaine came out of the closet to say:

I hope this turned out ok because the red on my moniter is completely fucked and i had to work in shades of black.

Oh, it turned out jus' fine

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jfjnpxmy v 2.0
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LTyler
Joined: Aug 31, 2001

BLUFF CALLING RETARD, CRACKHEAD MONKEYS ARE SMARTER THAN ME

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somezool
Joined: Apr 04, 2002

Closet Atheist

quote:
RoboChrist came out of the closet to say:
[img - http://users.adelphia.net/~robochri...asntdriving.jpg]

quote:
jnz came out of the closet to say:
[img - http://upload.houseboat-racing.biz/...ids-bunnell.jpg]

quote:
Z came out of the closet to say:
[img - http://www.eliforpresident.com/forumpix/comic.jpg]

AHAHAHAHAHA! Those three are awesome.

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Lobsterboy
Joined: Aug 18, 2003

I am a Space Hobo. Glory for the Lobster.

random, but appearently there is a games section on the site, and the times are pretty interesting.

For a 6 question quiz..
00.02

http://www.lawforkids.org/games/Lawquiz.cfm

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legenda
Joined: Jan 14, 2001

quote:
Halloween came out of the closet to say:

Anyone else notice that it lists the kid at 7'2" on his license ?!

Hola el gigante !

His parents and that cop must be nine feet tall.

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Zetterberg
Joined: Sep 25, 2003

Swing and a miss.

quote:
Coolidge came out of the closet to say:

I don't know.

ahahahahahhahaa

ahah

man i can't stop laughing... its been like 45 minutes since i stopped.

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Z
Joined: Jun 25, 2002

This should line up right for most people.

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Billiam
Joined: Apr 14, 2002

CAN YOU MAKE IT TO THE LIGHTSWITCH BEFORE I GRAB YOU?

I just woke up my roommie from laughing so hard

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Mr. Antichrist
Joined: Aug 26, 2003

I'm Jesus.

quote:
Toast! came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/TPSpellsTrouble.cfm
"Don't eggs cause a lot of damage? Let us not use them."
Fragmaster-quality acting at its finest.
"Now how am I supposed to get a date.... I.. If I can't drive?"

Watch the scene where the black robot acting dude is buying a "Power Drink" from the same cashier that they bought TP and eggs and shit from in the beginning. When the camera shifts to the cashier's face, it looks like they reused the same frames from the beginning. (Note the toilet paper package.)

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RoboCunt
Joined: May 31, 2003

"Fire in the Hole!"

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semi semite came out of the closet to say:

This is just BEGGING for the "What is Love?" song, from the Saturday Night Live skit of the Roxbury Guys.

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Twon
Joined: Jan 30, 2002

Knight of Mars Beater of Ass

quote:
RoboCunt came out of the closet to say:

This is just BEGGING for the "What is Love?" song, from the Saturday Night Live skit of the Roxbury Guys.

Never mind that, why is Keanu Reeves driving the car?

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AFewBricksShy
Joined: Jun 19, 2003

of a full load...

quote:
RoboCunt came out of the closet to say:

This is just BEGGING for the "What is Love?" song, from the Saturday Night Live skit of the Roxbury Guys.

I was thinking of that crappy mitsubishi commercial

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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

.........salty..........

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Z came out of the closet to say:
This should line up right for most people.

I just coughed up my right lobe on that one... holy shit!

This has to be the lamest fucking website ever... Lowtax must make this an Awful Link of the Day!

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MIKEON-LINE
Joined: Oct 05, 2002

How 'bout a nice cup of
Shut The Fuck Up?!!?

quote:
RegistrarFagor7 came out of the closet to say:

I could live to be a thousand years old and I'd never be able to figure out how you got the idea to connect one of these abominations with Scarface.

Well done.

(Also, isn't it amazing how much better After Eden seems in comparison once you've seen these? Once again, we learn to never trust anything where the creators have aimed said thing at kids, and decided to be oh so clever and original and use 'z's in place of 's's.)

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Zetterberg
Joined: Sep 25, 2003

Swing and a miss.

here goes my try at it. reviews plz. hehe

http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/b/bdac.gif

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995poorer
Joined: May 01, 2003

3 more loan payments and this account is mine!

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strudel_morgue came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/dragTest.cfm

What the fuck?? At the end they're showing the kids riding their bikes on the sidewalk [b]without helmets.

Where I come from friends, this is ILLEGAL.

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GeneralMildener
Joined: Jun 17, 2003

No jellies!

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Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:
[img - http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/o/ohyeah.jpg]

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:
[img - http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/s/strippers.gif]

Hilarious!

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Gravity
Joined: May 15, 2003

Harsh Mistress

Just MS Paint at the office, unfortunately.

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SplitSoul
Joined: Dec 31, 2000

I started off intending to sum up the whole plot in strips, but I lost my motivation after a few minutes. If anyone wants to build on this, feel free.

SplitSoul decided to show you this image:

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Zeinin
Joined: May 06, 2003

I traded a sunrise for a sunset.

oh thank GOD its over. my roommate now HATES me for laughing so hard. i had to do the whole "hold your nose and laugh inward" to survive this without waking him up.

this shit is amazing guys, good work.

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Hayama
Joined: Jul 24, 2001

Hail to the king, baby.

This strip is like Pokey the Penguin as drawn by Leonard J. Crabs.

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Dolex
Joined: May 05, 2001

Anarcho-Capitalist

Dolex decided to show you this image:

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yardpimp
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

I am made of sopping wet rags and only exist in your mind, HOOBLAH!

quote:
RedBoot came out of the closet to say:
I find this one to be funny enough on its own: http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/8.cfm

I like how the principal keeps his job title plaque facing himself. So he can remind himself that he is, in fact, the principal.

Or are the two kids the principal? I'm so confused.

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Topkid
Joined: Oct 26, 2002

"Tommy, you're permanently expelled."

As opposed to what? Temporarily expelled?

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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

quote:
yardpimp came out of the closet to say:

I like how the principal keeps his job title plaque facing himself. So he can remind himself that he is, in fact, the principal.

Or are the two kids the principal? I'm so confused.

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reddeathdrinker
Joined: Aug 05, 2003

Scotland the What?

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Ogantai
Joined: Apr 20, 2003

Dutchy as fuck.

quote:
Coolidge came out of the closet to say:
[img-Emeril]
I don't know.

Who's the hot chick with the flute?

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DivaB
Joined: Jul 11, 2002

quote:
lagmastr came out of the closet to say:

This one needs more love. Go shoplifter, Go!

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sigtrap
Joined: Apr 14, 2002

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DivaB came out of the closet to say:
This one needs more love.

Say that to EPG's face.

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Cheesegod
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Tom Tucker
Joined: Jul 18, 2003

Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.

Request: Sad Kid holding Gun Avatar sized please.

Also, this thread is one of my favorites ever.

Also, it appears the moral of "Runaway Rescue" is that if your parents are mad at you, run away from home and they'll just be happy you're back and there will be no consequences.

Tom Tucker fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 12:56

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Epic Proportions
Joined: Apr 17, 2002

"I love the power glove, it's so bad." -Lucas

I put together a sort of animated one.

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

I'm not sure if I still think its funny.

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Oscar the Couch
Joined: Jul 28, 2003

http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/c/comic1.JPG

Had to do this one in MS Paint, but I still think it's pretty ok.

Feedback plz I have low self-esteem

Oscar the Couch fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 15:58

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MD2020
Joined: May 29, 2003

quote:
NOISEassault came out of the closet to say:

Mario comes out of fucking nowhere!!

GG, sir.

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jar_of_scabs
Joined: Apr 11, 2003

quote:
jnz came out of the closet to say:

Hahahahaha. Good work.

jar_of_scabs fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2003 around 09:39

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LTyler
Joined: Aug 31, 2001

BLUFF CALLING RETARD, CRACKHEAD MONKEYS ARE SMARTER THAN ME

quote:
Epic Proportions came out of the closet to say:
Scanners

HAHAHA. Beautiful!

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Some Girl
Joined: Sep 11, 2001

quote:
TylerK came out of the closet to say:

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Lone Goat
Joined: Apr 16, 2003

SUPAFISHIMANBUSTAAAAA

quote:
RoboChrist came out of the closet to say:

Brilliant

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Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 18, 2003

life is just one big petting zoo

quote:
Some Girl came out of the closet to say:

No, no he stole it!

ITS OURS PRECCCCCIIIIIIIOUUUUS

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Voice of Reason
Joined: Jul 19, 2002

quote:
Lobsterboy came out of the closet to say:
For a 6 question quiz..
00.02

http://www.lawforkids.org/games/Lawquiz.cfm

Question 3 of 6

A constitutional government ALWAYS includes:

X A written constitution.

Your answer is WRONG!

Having a Constitution does not always mean that a nation has a constitutional government.

Duh. That wasn't the question, bizznatches.

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Interlude
Joined: Jan 24, 2001

quote:
Twitch came out of the closet to say:
My first try...

Hahahahahahahahahha oh christ I have to type this because I can't laugh this hard at work

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Mojo
Joined: Jul 08, 2002

quote:
totosushi came out of the closet to say:

Yeah sure this is a great thread, but that just made me laugh the loudest. I also wondered why the hell Leo was now the host and what happen to that show, now I know.

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NickLess
Joined: Mar 07, 2001

ahahah these are all so great i want to quote you all...

but im not gonna.

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

quote:
jar_of_scabs came out of the closet to say:
Hammertime

I hurt my throat laughin.

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MadMorbius
Joined: May 06, 2003

There is no hope for humanity

I'm really REALLY sorry...

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Scrode
Joined: Mar 05, 2002

quote:
MadMorbius came out of the closet to say:

I'm really REALLY sorry...

SO HAWT!

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J-Spot
Joined: May 06, 2002

Professional Dork

quote:
BigGooey came out of the closet to say:

You bastard, I was drinking a soda when I saw this.

Nov 07, 2003: 16:03

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uberdude
Joined: Apr 23, 2003

i like it when you slip me a roofie

Hopefully this will clear up the laws of the forums

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Daddyo
Joined: Nov 03, 2000

My meager attempt...

(KTH'X YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS )

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tractorcrusher
Joined: Sep 29, 2003

quote:
Daddyo came out of the closet to say:
My meager attempt...

Ahh... Could super troopers kick more ass??

Nice work, btw.

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chalkbored
Joined: Jul 03, 2003

... with sexy results

quote:
MadMorbius came out of the closet to say:

I'm really REALLY sorry...

HOODWINKED!!!

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Metal Mehndi
Joined: Feb 25, 2002

The Caucasian Persuasion

quote:
almostfearless came out of the closet to say:
Jesus Christ these are awful.
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/15.cfm
I like how sad he looks when he pulls the trigger.

How many guns can he fit in that bag?!

Nov 07, 2003: 16:34

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Gunny
Joined: May 09, 2003

Rhymes with funny!

I pretty pround of the agent, I wish I could have come up with a better joke though.

meh.
***Matrix revolutions spoiler included***
http://www.crappyhosting.com/pro_uploads/phreaky209/matrix-comic.jpg
***Matrix revolutions spoiler included***

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poopdog
Joined: Jul 09, 2003

The gangsta specter of defeat, (in effect)

quote:
Gunny came out of the closet to say:
I pretty pround of the agent, I wish I could have come up with a better joke though.

meh.
***Matrix revolutions spoiler included***
http://www.crappyhosting.com/pro_uploads/phreaky209/matrix-comic.jpg
***Matrix revolutions spoiler included***

taking redpills is what got her into a life of crime.

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DiscoJ
Joined: Jun 23, 2003

quote:
chalkbored came out of the closet to say:

HOODWINKED!!!

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tripwire
Joined: Sep 27, 2003

Area man

^^^^^^^oh shit, that was pretty fucking funny

The hammertime one gave me cramps though

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Life is Eat and Die
Joined: Apr 15, 2001

quote:
DiscoJ came out of the closet to say:

[img]http://www.YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS /up/h/hoodwinked.gif

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHLAHLFjsal;jdfl;ajdf;js

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Fernando
Joined: Jun 19, 2001

Colombian in Gringoland.

Thank you for the best thread in weeks guys.

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BaronVonBigmeat
Joined: Sep 04, 2003

Not as good as my first...

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Ah Pook
Joined: Aug 22, 2003

I'm back, chumps

quote:
BaronVonBigmeat came out of the closet to say:
Not as good as my first...

I love you with all my heart.

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Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 18, 2003

life is just one big petting zoo

quote:
BaronVonBigmeat came out of the closet to say:
Not as good as my first...

Perfection has been motherfucking ACHIEVED

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Tommy Vercetti
Joined: Nov 10, 2002

Tommy Vercetti fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2003 around 21:51

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Rizzunk
Joined: Dec 09, 2000

I am AHAB!

I have saved almost every one of these, this is literally the best thread ever.

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Bivens
Joined: Jun 23, 2003

...I'm the bad guy? When did that happen?

^^^Between you and I, we should get just about everything.

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jnz
Joined: Apr 19, 2002

Probably more effective than theirs.

jnz fucked around with this message at Nov 08, 2003 around 03:54

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totosushi
Joined: Aug 24, 2003

Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

quote:
jnz came out of the closet to say:
Probably more effective than theirs.

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Shmorky
Joined: Nov 05, 2002

Shmorky Shmorky Shmorky!

quote:
TylerK came out of the closet to say:

(mildly NWS) Awwww yeah! Shit. I grew tits again.

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Burger Trench
Joined: Jul 17, 2003

aka Pumaman

Between this and the historical LiveJournal thread, it is a good day to be a member of these forums.

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Krinkle
Joined: Feb 08, 2003

I am the Queen of France

quote:
Shmorky came out of the closet to say:

(mildly NWS) Awwww yeah! Shit. I grew tits again.

I was scrolling up from the bottom, and was about to yell at you for stealing your own bandwidth. oops!

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FrontLine
Joined: Sep 16, 2003

Fear teh uber duber

quote:
Z came out of the closet to say:

This should line up right for most people.

BASTARD!!! YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!

but you probably did it better then I could of, even with my uber mspaint skillz.

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Cecil
Joined: Jul 06, 2000

CURSES! Foiled again!

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/6.cfm

Why is she winking?

Hmmmm.

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raditts
Joined: Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

quote:
almostfearless came out of the closet to say:
Jesus Christ these are awful.
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/15.cfm
I like how sad he looks when he pulls the trigger.

I like how he loads a seemingly endless supply of guns into his backpack.

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MakaVillian
Joined: Aug 15, 2003

quote:
Z came out of the closet to say:

This should line up right for most people.

I love you and this thread so much.

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raditts
Joined: Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

quote:
Question 104: How much trouble can I get in for squirting a bad word with ketchup onto someone's desk?

Answer: It depends. If the ketchup was not yours, you can be charged with misdemeanor theft.(ARS §13-1802) Did you have permission to be on the deck? If not, you could be charged with trespass.(ARS §13-1504) Squirting the ketchup could be construed as graffiti (ARS §13-1604) or criminal damage (ARS §13-1602). Had you done this before to the same persons? It could be charged as harassment.(ARS §13-2921)

Potential consequences in juvenile range from a fine to time in the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections. (ARS §8-341) Also, if the ketcup caused any damage to the deck, you would have to pay to restore it. You could also have to pay the cost to do clean up! Juvenile court does not have mandatory sentencing, so the judge can be very creative. If you are found delinquent for graffiti and some criminal damage charges, you could lose your driver's license. (ARS §28-3320) The bottom line is, it depends on how the prosecutor charges the case and what the judge feels is an appropriate consequence.

ahahahahahahahahahhahha.

What the fuck is up with Arizona? Apparently there's few things that won't result in your license being revoked there.

quote:
MD2020 came out of the closet to say:

Awesome. Just awesome.

Now all we need is for some sort of law message to break out in a creationist cartoon.

I think "License revoked" is a pretty common theme here.

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Cecil
Joined: Jul 06, 2000

CURSES! Foiled again!

quote:
raditts came out of the closet to say:

I think "License revoked" is a pretty common theme here.

All I need is a cartoon James Bond, and I'm set.

In the meantime:

http://www.terminalpacketloss.com/images/stupid/slurpslurp.gif

Worksafe? Eh, better safe than sorry.

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dan-o2
Joined: Jan 11, 2003

Spunfoozer

Yeah, I guess we can get our liscences revoked pretty quick. However, we do get them without renewals until 65, so that's pretty nice. Also, on behalf of arizona we're very, very sorry about this whole mixup. I'll get the governor on the phone right away.

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BigGooey
Joined: Feb 22, 2003

"BigGooey"

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

quote:
dan-o2 came out of the closet to say:
Yeah, I guess we can get our liscences revoked pretty quick. However, we do get them without renewals until 65, so that's pretty nice. Also, on behalf of arizona we're very, very sorry about this whole mixup. I'll get the governor on the phone right away.

Don't tell him to pull it down, get some more comics on there. We need more source to make fun of.

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AlbertHerring
Joined: Oct 10, 2003

King of the May...or something

quote:
Cecil came out of the closet to say:

http://www.terminalpacketloss.com/images/stupid/slurpslurp.gif

Worksafe? Eh, better safe than sorry.

One of the best in the thread. Well done, good sirrah. To thee do I doff my hat.

__________________
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5FingerDiscount
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quote:
uberdude came out of the closet to say:
Hopefully this will clear up the laws of the forums

Fantastic. Good Show uber.

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TLG James
Joined: Jun 05, 2000

Old School Sierra FanBoy

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Krinkle came out of the closet to say:

Hahahah, this one is my favorite. NICCEEEE

Nov 08, 2003: 00:25

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Mightybec
Joined: Apr 15, 2003

Illuminati anyone?

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norelidd
Joined: Mar 21, 2003

Fuzz Norelid

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raditts came out of the closet to say:

I like how he loads a seemingly endless supply of guns into his backpack.

i know. i've been watching this one for about 20 minutes, and he doesn't stop putting guns into his bag. fucking awesome

Nov 08, 2003: 00:53

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Cecil
Joined: Jul 06, 2000

CURSES! Foiled again!

All I can say is that I enjoy using black X's over eyes to indicate death.

The characters look pretty scary to me when you take away facial features.

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Ted Bell
Joined: Jul 06, 2003

We love to put our meat in your mouth!

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RoboChrist
Joined: Aug 31, 2001

kah4p98a d.,z

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Knormal
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molly
Joined: Jul 11, 2003

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RoboChrist came out of the closet to say:

I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did.

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Mr.Snrub
Joined: Jun 12, 2001

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Knormal came out of the closet to say:

Hahahahahahahaahaha *oh my god* hahahahahahahaha

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Cooter
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Mahnkiman
Joined: Jan 15, 2003

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Ted Bell came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://www.YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS /up/l/lawdude.jpg[img]

So wrong, so very, very wrong.

And I died laughing.

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BaronVonBigmeat
Joined: Sep 04, 2003

I thought I was done with this thread. I was wrong.

I realized that the animation on their site wasn't getting enough love in this thread. So I took a lot of screenshots and jumbled two of them together in one story. It turned out like "Kill Bill" and I had too much material to upload on YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS and had to split it into two parts:

"Coleman", volume 1

"Coleman", volume 2

(This post dedicated to all the "shit job" rants on SA.)

VVVVV EDIT: Yeah, yeah. I finally found a smaller resolution which is (barely) readable and just barely fits on one screen without the scrolling:

BaronVonBigmeat fucked around with this message at Nov 08, 2003 around 11:20

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Cmdr Will Riker
Joined: Mar 26, 2003

hooray for horizontal scrolling

oh wai

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Arf
Joined: May 29, 2001

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Knormal came out of the closet to say:

JESUS CHRIST

That's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Awww man, I was gonna do some but nothing can ever top that. Christ almighty.

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Mr Cod
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Coolidge
Joined: Sep 21, 2003

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Knormal came out of the closet to say:

The look on their faces are PRICELESS! It's like a small expectant smirk like they want them to start making out or something..

I laughed for about 3 minutes

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Pdogg
Joined: Jul 07, 2003

Height mystery finally solved.

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Odovaucer
Joined: Oct 22, 2003

Ostrogoth

It figures that the mediocre idea i came up with was posted twice before i got around to uploading mine.

Odovaucer fucked around with this message at Nov 08, 2003 around 19:44

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totosushi
Joined: Aug 24, 2003

Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

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Knormal came out of the closet to say:
[B]

I-I...I just don't know anymore. I see before me the two things that have topped my sense of humor. I don't think I can ever laugh so at anything ever again. A pink wand...I mean, wow.

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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003

.........salty..........

Already been done (much better) but, what the hell, these things are hard to resist...

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Mooselander
Joined: Nov 01, 2003

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Cecil came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/6.cfm

Why is she winking?

Hmmmm.

Oh man, endless beer in those things. I gots to remeber to get me some of those... LOL

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NC-17
Joined: Nov 06, 2002

Meh...

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Tea-san
Joined: Nov 05, 2003

Glowy dog vision

They're getting younger and younger

Edit: Whoops

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Topkid
Joined: Oct 26, 2002

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NC-17
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Kerpal
Joined: Jul 20, 2003

watfoolplsno

http://s87802585.onlinehome.us/images/laugh.jpg

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Double-Neg
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

Tears for Fears

quote:
NC-17 came out of the closet to say:

[img-hit]

great that is just great.

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Death Santa
Joined: Aug 14, 2003

I am going to jump on your face, and now some serious dancin'...

http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/d/DangerDuo.jpg

ucb lol

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Angry Communist
Joined: Oct 10, 2003

I'm about to break!

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NC-17 came out of the closet to say:

Oh man, that is so genius..

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Inspector Hound
Joined: Jul 14, 2003

I'm a raging counter-strike fag!

quote:
BaronVonBigmeat came out of the closet to say:
Not as good as my first...

This came out of nowhere and I almost died laughing.

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Tapir
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Insert wit here

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tractorcrusher
Joined: Sep 29, 2003

quote:
Tapir came out of the closet to say:
[img ]

Not sure what just happened there... but

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blitzoid
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah and Kzer-Za, Hoo-haw!

This thread... oh god...

I'd been reading it for awhile, and my sides hurt so much from laughing, and i really had to take a shit.

Then the strip with the kid getting hit by a car came up.

Result?

I just got back from 20 minutes of showering and trying to clean up the worst of the mess in my chair you mother fuckers.

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CannonFodder
Joined: Jan 26, 2001

quote:
blitzoid came out of the closet to say:
Result?

the pants-shitting requisite for Goldmine?

Nov 09, 2003: 23:17

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Siphon3D
Joined: May 19, 2003

quote:
Tapir came out of the closet to say:

Mastadon!

all the way.

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J.theYellow
Joined: May 07, 2003

quote:
blitzoid came out of the closet to say:
poo bomb

GBS: May cause your ass to explode.

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Pyroman[FO]
Joined: Feb 01, 2003

quote:
Death Santa came out of the closet to say:
http://www.yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20yams%20/up/d/DangerDuo.jpg

ucb lol

Might want to fix that, looks like kth DOT cx is yamsed. I'll inline it for you.

*edit* shit, that's yamsed too, looks like kth DOT cx is borked

Nov 09, 2003: 23:23

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Mafialligator
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

What do you think Linda!?

Remember Kids! It's illegal to steal a cop's sammiches.

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Scaramouche
Joined: Mar 26, 2001

IMMATURE EMOTIONLESS INCONSIDERATE FUCK

I'd be enjoying this a lot more if half of them weren't on a goon friendly hosting service that has inexplicably been yams'd.

But the ones I saw are good

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Toasticle
Joined: Jul 18, 2003

quote:
Question 104: How much trouble can I get in for squirting a bad word with ketchup onto someone's desk?

Answer: It depends. If the ketchup was not yours, you can be charged with misdemeanor theft.(ARS §13-1802) Did you have permission to be on the deck? If not, you could be charged with trespass.(ARS §13-1504) Squirting the ketchup could be construed as graffiti (ARS §13-1604) or criminal damage (ARS §13-1602). Had you done this before to the same persons? It could be charged as harassment.(ARS §13-2921)

Potential consequences in juvenile range from a fine to time in the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections. (ARS §8-341) Also, if the ketcup caused any damage to the deck, you would have to pay to restore it. You could also have to pay the cost to do clean up! Juvenile court does not have mandatory sentencing, so the judge can be very creative. If you are found delinquent for graffiti and some criminal damage charges, you could lose your driver's license. (ARS §28-3320) The bottom line is, it depends on how the prosecutor charges the case and what the judge feels is an appropriate consequence.

Desk. DESK. DESK YOU GODAMN IDIOT FUCKING LAWYER. HOW THE FUCK TO YOU TRESPASS ON A DESK

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NickLess
Joined: Mar 07, 2001

NickLess fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2003 around 00:21

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Reo
Joined: Apr 11, 2003

Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

Geez, what happened with kth? It's broken all the images.

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Disco PhoolCat
Joined: Aug 13, 2003

If you only knew the POWER of the DAFT SIDE!!!

YAMSed to death & back, probably because ppl were all "LOL KTXH KTXHC KT.HCX!!!" after every single image.

I missed it, I was away.

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DiscoJ
Joined: Jun 23, 2003

^It was because the kth admins swapped someones sig image with a 65336x65336 resolution (or whatever that max number is). It messed stuff up and pissed off Lowatx so he YAMS'ed it out. There's a thread about it a few pages back. Use the 'event' filter to find it quickly.

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Disco PhoolCat
Joined: Aug 13, 2003

If you only knew the POWER of the DAFT SIDE!!!

Ah, thanks. I found it here.

Llamas make Dramas <sigh>

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puff
Joined: Dec 19, 2000

quote:
NickLess came out of the closet to say:
sacrilege

The shitty comics are hilarious when modified, but C&H musn't be desecrated

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ratmankey
Joined: Jun 28, 2003

sup

quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:

I saw this and I had to make an animated gif. Let me know if you have ideas (not party hard unless you really think it would be funny. Will link for size on request.

I thought the same thing when I saw this. Ahahahahahahahaha jesus christ, that's the greatest image ever. I just can't stop laughing at the black girl in particular.

As soon as I can shrink it, that's so going in my sig.

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Topkid
Joined: Oct 26, 2002

^^^^^^^
I think what it needs is the "I wanna Fuck you in the Ass..." soundtrack from the Dutch "Learn English" commercial.

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t0m_and_St3v3n
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Shop Suey
Joined: Jan 23, 2003

quote:
t0m_and_St3v3n came out of the closet to say:

Dolox beat ya like 3 days ago, sorry.

quote:
Dolex came out of the closet to say:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/at...ostid=281657720

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Lord Uffenham
Joined: Jan 19, 2003

Lord love a duck!

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NickLess came out of the closet to say:

This is the best thing in the world. I love you.

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Who
Joined: Dec 28, 2000

Sort of done already..

Who decided to show you this image:

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Tom Tucker
Joined: Jul 18, 2003

Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.

Still holding my breath for the sad kid holding gun avatar sized, I don't have the necesary skills to do it myself.

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Taerkar
Joined: Dec 07, 2002

Fugitive From The Deep South

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NickLess came out of the closet to say:

Great. Just absolutely wonderful.

Lawkids is just a great example of everything wrong.

Nov 10, 2003: 15:07

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ApeRay2099
Joined: Feb 17, 2003

It's BurgerTime, Bitch

Holy shit this thread is great.

I tipped my chair backwards reading Undaine's back on page four. Brilliant.

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Tom Tucker came out of the closet to say:
Still holding my breath for the sad kid holding gun avatar sized, I don't have the necesary skills to do it myself.

I think this is the right size.

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